Our Tour Kickoff/Film Screening/EP Release went amazingly well! …and now that it’s over, the new record is live on our Bandbamp page! Six newly recorded tracks, consisting of all our best material, complete with full-band orchestration for maximum “ratchet club banger” factor. Seriously, this is Success 5000 you can dance to… dare we say, this is Success 5000 you could get ALL KINDS OF FREAKY to.

YOU CAN CLICK RIGHT HERE TO GO THERE AND DOWNLOAD IT FOR SUPER CHEAP!

Or you can click on “Music” on the menu at the top of the page, of just Google us or whatever. There’s lots of ways.

FRIENDS! We are extremely pleased to announce our TOUR KICKOFF, EP RELEASE, AND MOVIE SCREENING AT THE WUNDERBAR! As the name suggests, it will be the start of our CROSS-COUNTRY TOUR, and will feature a PERFORMANCE, an EP THAT YOU CAN KEEP, and a SCREENING OF OUR HIT FILM. Don’t even think about not being there!

HOLY CRAP do we ever have a lot of shows this week! You can catch Success 5000 live at:

-the Rouge Lounge (10111 117 St) on Wednesday Jul 31
-the Underdog Comedy Show at Black Dog (10425 82 Ave) on Thursday Aug 1
-Exciting Times at the Studio (10940 166A St) on Saturday Aug 3

All three shows are gonna be fantastic nights full of local comedy, and Exciting Times will also have music by the incredible Boosh and Ben Intendo, two of my personal faves. Come hang out with us!

Ever wanted to know what a Success 5000 live set looks like? Well, you could always GET YOUR ASS TO A SHOW… or you could watch this awesome video, recorded at Underdog Comedy at the Black Dog Freehouse in Edmonton, Alberta!

And if you like what you see, you could always come out THIS SUNDAY at 8PM at FILTHY McNASTY’S in EDMONTON, where we will be headlining their Sunday Night Comedy Show! (Just sayin’)

Oh my gosh, you guys, it’s finally here. “The Axe-Wielding Knights Of Rock N’ Roll Camelot.” You can download it onto your computer and keep it forever. HOW LUCK ARE YOU??

Keep in mind, however, that this is a LIMITED TIME OFFER that will only be available for a few weeks. Get your copy while you can!

CLICK ON THESE WORDS RIGHT HERE TO GO TO THE DOWNLOAD PAGE!