
Author Archives: Success 5000
The Alphabet Song
Here’s a clip of some of the fine programming available on SSCN. Josh and I write awesome kids’ songs. I’m angling for a steady gig writing for Sesame Street. ‘Til then, tho, it’s back to whoring myself out behind the 7-11 for spare change. Damn this economy!
-Robyn
Get Ready For SSCN!
It’s disturbingly easy to purchase major television networks these days. The wait is over, folks: Said Saviour’s Cock is back and we’re going primetime!
-Robyn
Happy Birthday Jesus
Hey y’all! Sorry ’bout the lack of new stuff lately. We’ve got a lot of excellent material on the way, I promise. 2010 will be the year of the Cock. In the meantime, here’s a crappy video of a crappy song we played during a crappy gig in some crappy town. It has Christmas in it, so it’s relevantish. Toodles!
-Robyn
SCENE Commercial and Chetwynd Gig
Two massively important updates. First, Said Saviour’s Cock has filmed a commercial for the SCENE director’s chair contest, and we need your help! Wait, votes. I meant to say votes. We need your votes. So go here:
…and vote YAY FOR US! SUPER WOW! MANY STARS!
Also, S.S.C. will be playing an exclusive one-night engagement in our old home-town of Chetwynd BC, at the Public Library on December 23rd. Alert the masses!
-Robyn