Sorry there haven’t been many updates lately… I just got back from the hospital.  You’ll see why.  Still very weak, have strange craving for human flesh and inexplicable tendency to speak in stilted shorthand.

This is the fourth in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first beat my high score on “Trauma Center” for the Nintendo Wii.  Talk to me when you’ve removed the huge-ass piece of glass from that dude’s heart.

Well, if nothing else, at least this applicant isn’t a homeless person who followed me home.  I apologize for the title, but that was honestly what she called it.  Also, apparently I have a maid.  And a drum kit.  This new house is full of surprises.

This is the third installment of our ongoing series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first submit a 500 word essay detailing what Remembrance Day means to them.  Talk to me once you’ve deconstructed the metaphor of the Poppy.

-Robyn

Good lord, I don’t even know what to say.  I really need to stop snacking before dinner so I can avoid situations like this in the future.

This is the second in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first answer a mathematical skill-testing question (r-15=q+9).  Talk to me after you’ve solved for x.

PS: If anyone knows where the hell that drum kit came from, let me know.  I swear that thing just showed up in our basement one day.  I suspect leprechauns are to blame.

-Robyn

You wouldn’t believe the sort of people I meet at the bus station.  Or maybe you would.  I mean, if you watch this video you might.  Just sayin’.

This will be the first in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first overcome the Seven Trials of Pain.  Talk to me once you’ve slain the Chimera.

-Robyn