Have you ever thought Said Saviour’s Cock really should sound more like Journey?  Well, your day has come.  Josh and I are back, and better than ever.  I’d call it a touching ballad of a modern-day Romeo and Juliet.

-Robyn

Apparently it’s a thing.  Who knew?  Tonight’s post should bring us back to some form of normality, one way or another.  Of course, that doesn’t mean things will be cooling down.  In fact, I have it on good authority that some of the most amazing shit we’ve ever produced is going to be posted over the next little while, so strap in, children.  STRAP IN.

-Robyn

I’m as surprised as you are by how this turned out.  Say hello to the new S.S.C.

-Robyn

This one’s going up a bit late, but I’m punk now, so I’ll post videos WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!!!  This is the fifth in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first spend one night in my zany uncle’s haunted mansion.  Talk to me after you can prove that the Spooky Specter is really just Old Man Jenkins.

PS: I’m really sorry about the late post.  Please, please forgive me.

-Robyn

Sorry there haven’t been many updates lately… I just got back from the hospital.  You’ll see why.  Still very weak, have strange craving for human flesh and inexplicable tendency to speak in stilted shorthand.

This is the fourth in a series of Open Auditions.  Any interested parties must first beat my high score on “Trauma Center” for the Nintendo Wii.  Talk to me when you’ve removed the huge-ass piece of glass from that dude’s heart.